doyouknowwhatimeme:

fairycosmos:

alcohol being toxic to humans is sooooo funny. lets put this poison in a fun little cocktail and listen to music and feel sexy and free

avoidnat:

how do i delete myself and everything ive ever said from other ppl’s minds

onlinebeast:

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

1beard2wheelsandsometattoos:

buckyandclyde:

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

or depression

fihli:

this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

sacred-portal:

segamascot:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

gothish:

escuerzoresucitado:

virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

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savetowin-wintosave:

Nothing funnier this season than Joe being the one stalked and him being so fuckin mad about it. My brother in Christ that is your fucking move

memewhore:

grandmacookie69:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

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goodypowderandacocola:

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OKAY.

obsessed with this person who thinks that im monopolizing the notes industry and taking them away from “real artists.” like. hello

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